Jihadist Jerry

Fucked...

2008-08-31T11:06:00.003-05:00

Ohhh, how I is love me some Irony. Today big start to convention for Republicans. It is 3 years since the Republican fucked the Gulf Coast and New Orleans over. Now, Bush and Cheney cancel they speeches and not go to the convention, because they got to figure out what to do. God is pissed. Very, very, pissed. So is Momma Earth. A category 5 storm is a bad mojo, by the way. The Republicunts can't blame this one on the gays...well maybe that woman running mate to McCan't will try.

Whooooo???

2008-08-29T10:31:00.003-05:00

Call him Senator McCan't. Who is advising this tool?? He picks a WOMAN for his running mate, from major corrupted state, with lots of oil. This is blatant attempt by Republican party to get "the woman" vote, yes? Not very thinly veiled, no? Sarah Palin (R gov.) is John's new Vice President pick...with only two year experience. Was there no one left in Republican party good enough, without skeletons or corruption in they pocket? Did they have to go to ALASKA to find someone? Does she not look like she played a teacher in a porn vidjeo?

JESUS! Here we is going again...

2008-08-25T22:29:00.001-05:00

Time for Some Campaignin' | Funny Jokes at JibJab

He is a Leo!!

2008-08-05T09:08:00.004-05:00

Happy Belated Birfday Mr. Future President!! (Aug 4th) You look great for 47. Then again, black don't crack. Somewheres there is a blind dread locked black man sing you Happy Birfday to you...
(oh come on, you is all love a little Stevie)

Back Bitches!!

2008-08-03T12:01:00.003-05:00

brenda dickson parody

Hey you crazy American peeps. I is back damn it! I was away for a brief year, due to many death threat. Yes! So now that I have big security detail that would make Condee Ricepatty envious, I can now make fun of every persons! Yippy, you better watch out!!

This shit is funny. This person is a terrorist too! A terrorist on the retinas of all Americans!

Darkies in the News...

2007-06-25T09:40:00.000-05:00

Here we is go again! Another poor pregnant lady person murdered and dumped like a piece of garbage. Allegedly, by boyfriend person, who has estranged wife and some kids. Oh yes, alleged killer is Po-Po.

Eyes of a killer? Maybe. Eyes of a Po-Po? Oh hell to the yes! I probably shouldn't drive camels after that comment.

Eyes of a stupid bitch that lie to police? Maybe. Eyes of fat bitch that is so insecure about herself that she is listen to ANYONE who give her attention, including crazy Po-Po? Oh hell to the yes! Say hi to Paris Hilton, Ms. Miyesha Ferrel!

Gee Ain't It Swell...

2007-06-25T09:08:00.000-05:00

Chancellor Angela Merkel: Oye Putin! Can you believe this fuck lick?

Prime Minister Vladimir Putin: Giiiirrrrllll, tell me about it. By the way I gave his wife a Stolichnaya enema and borscht douche last night. She didn't even say a word.

CAM: Frigid bitch. You know she served latkes and matzoh ball soup at tea the other day? You think that was a jab at us Germans?

PMVP: Didn't she run over that person in a fine German made automobile? Seems to be a lot of killers at the G8 this year!

CAM: I think George just farted.

President George W. Bush: (Heeehee, I did poopy! I want to meet Boris and Natasha.)

Why I is Drive a Camel...

2007-05-15T08:58:00.000-05:00

Gas is $3 a gallon now. Not one of you fuckers protest this bullshit, all you just take it in ass with not one bit of lube. Exxon make record profit 2 year in row, Bush is opening drilling site in protected national reserve, and the honey bees are dying off in record number. Jihadist Jerry used to living in desert. Will you be? Bitches.

No Shit...

2007-05-15T08:47:00.000-05:00

For two year in row, Miami is vote the worst city to drive. Number one for roadrage, yes!! Jihadist Jerry knows this many time over. I have to use my Glock many, many time on this stupid people. I is used to think it was the Jews, then the Canadian snow birds, then the Puerto Ricans, or the Cubans, or the Hatians. Then JJ realized it ALL this stupid fucks. I lose my mind many time!! My camel kick and scream everytime I take them to the supermarket, when I is live there. Miami is a shithole thirdworld country full of morons and retards. This honor is well deserved, yes!

Size no Matter...

2007-05-08T22:43:00.000-05:00

Tom Sizemore get arrested again for have pipe to smoke Crystal Meth. What huge obvious sign that this drug is soooooo moronic. Poor Sizepoo, he is addicted to stuff that kill them gays in numbers. Just say no Tom. Or at least switch to Coke.

Ewww Gross....

2007-05-08T22:33:00.000-05:00

Ok, so in a place call Oregon a boy complain about something tap dancing on he eardrums. Then his mother take him to doctor where they find SPIDERS living in his ear canal. The size of eraser on end of pensil. Swear to Allah, look up bitches. Google this shit. Nasty mother no keep clean house. This is actual quote from redneck child.

"It was real interesting, 'cause, two spiders in my ear — what next?" Jesse said.

Nasty shit no? What next is, someone need to call a social worker on you momma

Oil and Water....

2007-05-08T22:22:00.000-05:00

Did you is know that water companies are now charge a OIL fee to offset cost of raising gas prices? Yes, if you get water deliver to your job or house, check the bill. Water companies are now charging to deliver overprice water thanks to you wonderful conflict in Middle East. Might as well just drink the oil, yes?

Darkies in the News...

2007-01-25T09:58:00.000-05:00

Homo and the Homophobe. Black man hate the gay, a little too much. Maybe he self loathing?
This is big headed super singer run over a darkie from Africa in her Range Rover. Nothing could be more ironic.
This darkie smokeup, get busted with the drugs and the guns and the hoes and still he say he no guilty. Cocky shit. I like him so much, yes! The goats are part of the Dawg Pound Fan Club!

Brrrrr....

2007-01-21T13:52:00.000-05:00

Jihadist Jerry get first snow!! I is try and catch many on tongue, then I froze my cute little tushy off. My goat and camels have many fur. I is too skinny to keep really warm. Can't wait for the springtime, yes!!

Funny Stuff...

2007-01-21T13:47:00.000-05:00

So he is charismatic. He look you in eye. Good strong handshake. The camera loves him. Does anyone actually know where he stands on issue? And really, as racist as this country is you is think all this money he spend to try become President, worth it?

Nudie...

2007-01-15T13:28:00.000-05:00

Look, Jihadist Jerry take nudie picture of hisself. J.J is into photography now, and say what the hell why not do a self portrait? I like my tushy, yes.

Jack and the Beanstalk...

2007-01-15T13:25:00.000-05:00

I was telled about this show called 24 yesterday by this hottie at gym. I never hear about it or watch before. I is a HERO kinda man. But, I is love this show now!! Super good, yes. Bad Lebanese and torture and stabbing, and people violating the Constitution. SOooooo good. I addicted. Not sure why Jack Bauer was in Chinese prison for two years though.

White Devil...

2007-01-15T13:20:00.000-05:00

She'll be coming around the mountain, when she comes...fucking camel foreskin whore monger. And war monger too, yes! Him and the Dick Cheese Vice President is trying to get the pot stirring. Keep pushing those Iranian buttons. You no have to worry about them, it is the rest of the world you piece of goat dung! If America let this man go to war with Iran, and yes, he is trying very, very, very hard, then you all suck. PLEASE, NO MORE WAR!! You wanna kill Muslims Bush? Go to Dafur, there is some bad ones there. Just ask any 12 year old girl whose vagina is permanently scarred by them scum bags.

John Candy is ALIVE!!!

2007-01-01T21:23:00.000-05:00

Did anyone see all the hideousness Perez Hilton tried to pull off this New Years Eve in the Times Square MTV place?? First he is try and pull off purple that even a retarted American children's dinosaur couldn't pull off, but he had costume changes, yes! My goats and camels almost laughed theyself to death when he came out in sailor suit. Tragic fat fairy fuck. Who in charge of taking away the princess points for this Mary??

Corporate B.S...

2006-12-30T10:58:00.000-05:00

Jihadist Jerry is hope you all have good Christmas! I even wish the Jews a good Chaunika (who really knows how to spell that word?). Now that you stressed youselves out by running around you towns buying a million presents, wasting you hard earned money, just to feel miserable and let down, how is your New Year gonna be? I is say your resolution for 2007 should be about youself. No more bending over backwards just to make everyone else happy just so you get some recognition. No more selling yourself out for money. No more cheap toilet paper. This year give back to this stinking pie hole we call Earth by creating more positive energy!! Do something about those little black people who is dying by the second in Dafur! Buy a sandwich for some homeless person on the street no matter how much they wallow in they own feces! Tip a dragqueen, no matter how bad they lipsink yet another Britney Spears song! Plant a tree! Kiss a retard! Mercy fuck a troll! And do it all with a smile, yes!

Burnin' Down the House...

2006-12-30T10:53:00.000-05:00

Oh no!! Hottie Jake-y-poo is burn down his vacation rental in California where he and his sister were celebrate fake Christian holiday steeped in paganism and taken over by corporate America! I is hope they is all ok though, because I really like all of them Gyllenthal kids! Did you know that Jake-y-poo lives on same street as Jihadist Jerry?? I can look into his appartment from mine! I is never seen him naked though. I think my camel has, though.

Hanging to the Left...

2006-12-30T10:40:00.000-05:00

He is killer of many people including his own, and Iranians. He rape many women, torture Kurdish children, and pilage many village. He go to jail, go on trial (which would give Seinfeld a run for its money) and was no allowed any appeals. So snap his neck is a great way to end his legacy, no?? So violence bigots more violence, yes? Eye for eye? How does showing this act prove to those dirty little Iraqi children (smell like camels) that its ok to reciprocate violence with more violence? Is this humane? Let see how Mr. Bush exploits this one!

Pee in the Pod...

2006-12-30T10:23:00.000-05:00

Guess who is getting another child in her vagina??!! It is Miss Julia Roberts who become famous by playing a whore! And a diabetic, remember that haircut in Steel Magnolia?? Congrats, hope the little monster no have big teeth like you!

Pick your Stink!!

2006-12-19T20:03:00.000-05:00

She's got one. (Bottle is as smooth as her bald stretched out puss.)
Unbelievably, she has gots one too. (Smell like burned up 45 year old 'gina)

And for Christmas or Jew Holiday, you too can smell like one of Antonia Banderas' three colognes!! Yes, three!! Who was the marketing genious who approached Mr. Banderas and wife and tell him to make 3 types of cologne?? And, why do we have to sit through all these freaking commercials with Naomi Campbell, Antonia Bandaid, Sarah Jessica Farter, Britney, Paris, Carlos Satana? I is wonder if O.J. Simpson will make one too!!

That's It!!

2006-12-13T10:15:00.000-05:00

If Jihadist Jerry see one more tragic 'gina from some tragic Hollywood starlette, I is turn complete gay!!! And what is that white patch on Ms. Hiltons cooter? Yeast? Spermicidal jelly? I wonder if Britney borrow that dress after, yes?

*click to enlarge (but becareful of your retina)

Pretty White Woman!

2006-12-07T11:40:00.000-05:00

My friend Max's sister won crazy American reality show where skinny girls try to become like Tyra Banks, big forehead and all! I is like her very much, she is make me laugh and she tell that dirty Indian (dot not feather) photographer to go fuck hisself in nicer way. Congrats Caridee, you is best winner ever on America's Next Top Model!! I is like you bother Max, even if he is a Jew. Many camel kisses, with you Cover Girl lipgloss.

Demon Child...

2006-12-07T10:40:00.000-05:00

Evil gay woman Mary Cheney and her partner Heather Poe is expecting a baby! (Who is man in this couple??) Anywho, if there is any justice in hell, this sell out to her people will have a gorgeous child that looks something like below. I is wonder what the cravings are going to be.

Yummm!

2006-12-04T12:51:00.000-05:00

Michael Richards no like black people? Why not? There is so much women to love! He need to be in big sandwich with these two women so there be no more crazy rants at seedy dirty comedy club. I is hear that he will meet with the black hecklers from the audience to smooth things over. Too late!

The Bald Gutter

2006-11-29T10:12:00.000-05:00

And if you is look close enough, you can see the cesarian section scar from having Sean Preston. But you no is blame me for the burned retina you get from looking too hard. I no think I can eat for a month.

No Such Luck!

2006-11-22T12:19:00.000-05:00

Yesturday, Fed-X's lawyers say they have no porn tape of Britney and Fed-X doing the hibbity-dibbity. You know, plowing from behind etc. I know they is many people upset by this because world is very curious of what happened behind closed doors with them, yes!! Does she chew gum (a la Matt Lauer interview) while suck dick?? And, just how big IS Fed-X's dick??

Big Balls, Mr. Simpson!!

2006-11-22T11:13:00.000-05:00

Ok, American bee-yotches! I is back in the hizouse! I is know I be gone for much long time but I had to go on a journey! Much to tell you later. But now, lets give a round of applause to the A++ dumbest black man in America. O.J. Simpson actually wrote book called "If I Did It" IF??? IF!!! Whatever, more like "How I Did It"! Is anyone just holding breath in anticipation of that fool's karma catch up to him?? The goats say...yes!!

Did Someone Say Satan?

2006-09-19T23:17:00.000-05:00

Leave it to the Catholics to piss the world off! He is soooo sorry that Muslims are reacting to his bigoted words. He is just no upset about saying them. Well he managed to alienate the Jews, Muslims, and gays in his short time as Pope of the religion that embraces pedophilia. Way to go Nazi boy, you are a jewel in the eyes of Allah.

Take That Lance Bass!

2006-09-19T23:10:00.000-05:00

She is from IRAN!!! Whooo hooo, sexy woman come to America, make much money and now is floating around in space. Not only is President Bush super pissed at the CIA for not kidnapping her and putting her in secret prison in Romania on trumped up charges, but that super homo Lance Bass is probably pissed at all American homosexual people for not sending him enough money to go first. His mascara is running in rivers down his porcelain white homo skin. HAHAHAHA, she is IRANIAN!!

Random Blllaaaahhhhhh....

2006-09-13T00:52:00.000-05:00

I love being alive damn it. I just love it. Dispite all the hate and anger in this world there is nothing better that sitting on some open field during a full moon and gazing at the clouds. Have you ever just done that? Just stared at the clouds on a full moon??? Silvery, luminescent, alive. I love the smell of camels. I know, much gross. But they just be. They just are. I hate that people in this world will kill over religion or color or gender or persuasion. Call me a hipocrit. I don't care. I know it happens. I am alive, and I live the best way I can damn it. You is do the same. Please, the world depends on it.

Pretty People Is Smart!

2006-09-11T12:01:00.000-05:00

Well, I is think all stupid ugly redneck should listen good. Since you losers do nothing but try and emmulate super star celebs, maybe here is one good example you should take. Angelina/Brad and Charlize/Stuart say they is no get married until ALL the peoples can get married. (That means the gays for those too dumb to read between the lines). I think this is good idea yes. However technically they is live in sin by doing just this, but the Bible, Tohrah, and Koran is nothing but good stories yes??

Cum bucket...

2006-09-08T15:54:00.000-05:00

This whore trash skank slut waste of space get busted for drive drunk. She say she just want a hamburger (whhhaaaaa, daddy I want it, I want it now!!!). SOOOOoooo, now everyone say this American sweet heart do nothing real big. No big deal. Ohhhh suuuurrrreeeee, everything is fun and games until you is run over a Mexican migrant worker and her 4 children get their brains splattered all over your Bentley grill and keep on driving since you are so fucked up on the weed, and hootch that you is no notice. Just because America love you soooo much and you must only eat one meal a day. How is this person famous???

And Its Prettier Too!

2006-07-13T11:02:00.000-05:00

According to scientist is Africa, if men get they penis clipped it was help reduce HIV infection by 60%! This is what they say, Jihadist Jerry swear! Cicumcision help prevent AIDS, I is can see the PR companies coming up with great slogans!

--"Tell AIDS to stick it, when you clip it!!" ...a message from the World Health Organization.

Here is idea you dumb fucking doctors, preach importance of not screwing everything you see without wrapping it up first!! Duh. I mean how is circumcision supposed to help prevent HIV? Everyone try to come up with new schemes to make AIDS less scary. I is always found truth to be a bit more acceptable. (Hint, Hint Mr. Bush)

Pet Peeve of the Day...

2006-07-13T10:48:00.000-05:00

Like, Oh My Allah!! I is meet this one person who no shut the fuck up. Ever. I mean go on and on and on! About nothing, seriously! Nothing more annoy than person who talk or make noise just to hear themselves talk or make noise. Some say it is ego, some is say it is nerves, I is say it enough to drive me to drink. The person is very nice and sweet, but Jihadist Jerry actually spend many hours roam the streets so he no have to spend time alone with this person because the is gonna tell story that is take 3 hours to tell. Confusious once say "Silence is Golden", no? Maybe I should donkey punch this person in the groin, no?

Whore!

2006-07-13T10:29:00.000-05:00

Christie Brinkley = Goldiging Whore, yes! So much for value of institution of the marriage right?? I is seriously doubt that anyone should critisize the homo people for try and get equal marriage right when this skank is break up with hubby number 4!! Or how about Jenny Lopez, or Britney? How about Anna Nicole Smith, yes?! These people scoff at the sanctity of marriage and yet in Massachusettes nasty Christian Bible thumper want to take marriage away from the gays. Funny, neither Spain, Canada, the Netherlands, or MASSACHUSETTES has fall of the Earth because of this actions. Is there a God??

I is Heart This Chick!

2006-07-07T08:24:00.000-05:00

I is go see PINK! perform at Today Show this morning. Me and goats have secret crush on this amazing rock and roll chic, yes!! She is one bad as mo'fo and I think she brilliantly tell President he is a scum sucking pig. This is someone who little girls should look up to, yes! What a way to kick off Jihadist Jerry's 100th post! Many camel kisses!

I just No Get It!

2006-07-07T08:14:00.000-05:00

Can ANYONE explain to Jihadist Jerry why gays still no be able to get married in one of most liberal state in America?? I mean marriage is no cup of Turkish coffee but if the 'mos want to do it, what is big deal?? I mean, Massachusettes no fall into ocean, nor did Spain. So someone tell me what big deal is? It can't be religion because it clearly state in your precious Constitution that there should be separation of church and state. If American people no be able to tell me what big deal is, maybe the NY Supreme Court can write it out in braille for Jihadist Jerry! Clearly you have to be blind to understand this stupid shit, yes!!

Pet Peeve of the Day...

2006-07-07T08:10:00.000-05:00

Digusting little shits! All night I is be bited by this tiny minion of the devil. I HATE mosquitos. They is like the worse thing ever, besides maybe Condelesbo Rice sitting on you face, yes! What is the point of they exsistance, tell me American people? Did you know it is only the female mosquitos that do the biting? Figures,yes!

Happy Birthday!!

2006-07-06T10:55:00.000-05:00

Happy Birthday Mr. President!! How joy today must be for you dispite the fact half America hate you, 3/4 Europe hate you, Iran hate you, North Korea hate you, most of Africa hate you, all of Middle East hate you, the gays hate you, the Chinese laugh at you, Cheney walks over you, oil companies fuck you in the ass, Mexicans hate you, South America tell you to blow them, so do Australia, and don't get me started on Mother Earth, yes! I hope you get many presents and Condee Rice uses lube when she fucks you tonight with her strap on. Many Camel Kisses!!

What A Hypocrite....

2006-07-06T08:23:00.000-05:00

North Korean dictator make launch of missles into Sea of Japan. Allegedly they is fail midflight. This is no the point, no? The point is Iran has not even developed a missle capable of launch, yet the world and mostly that oil and scum sucking pigs George Bush, Condee Rice and Darth Cheney. They call for sanctions, and war, and nuclear bombing of Tehran. Senaturd McCain made a bill that tried to get F.I.F.A. to ban Iran from World Cup games. They say that Iranians are all terrorist and evil. Yet nothing but pussyfooting around North Korea. No calls for sanctions, no calls to remove the dictator from office, no calls to point missles toward they country. Why such double standard?? Why no go after Kim Jong-Il who OBVISOUSLY has weapons of mass distruction! Saddam Hussein must be pissing his tighty whiteys with anger. Once again, George Bush has made a mockery of the greatest office in the land. What an asshole,yes!

Don't Drink The Wa-Wa!!

2006-07-02T10:31:00.000-05:00

Don't Star look like praying mantis?? HAHAHA! Right now Barbara Walter is ordering industrial size can of Raid so she can spray that darky down. You no mess with Barbara, she is cut a bitch. You is know she now walk around her house on Park Avenue screaming at the top of her lungs of all the things she plans to do to the former fatty. I like Barbara, she is tough cookie, yes!! I no worry about Star come after me, cause her career is going down in a blaze of glory, yes! Even the WB is ashamed of her. Bye-Bye Star, is was nice to make funs of you!

My Lovely Humps...

2006-07-01T11:17:00.000-05:00

Oh how Jihadist Jerry miss his camel races and rides in desert, yes. Very hard to ride camel in Central Park, yes. All these rich woman with baby stroller, and people have picnic you have to ride around. Sometime you have to make sacrifice to live better life, no?

Pet Peeve of the Day...

2006-06-29T12:55:00.000-05:00

Get you own book, or newspaper bitches. No read over my shoulder you cheap motha's!! Nothing worse than you nasty coffee and cheetos breath on back of my neck as I is travel throughout the city, yes!! Next time you is do this fat women or skinny queen, I is smash you face in with whatever I is read. Then I will laugh in you hideous face and you cry and my goats piss on you. You have been warned, yes!!!

Ewwww Cooties!!

2006-06-29T12:47:00.000-05:00

I is love New York very much, except for the nasty disgusting people in it, yes!! People is wipe they snot on the poles in the subway, sneeze on your food at resturant, and literally pee and shit on street. Well, the homeless people do. Did I is mention that I is see a crazy old bat who smell like dead camel, literally pull down her pants on 3rd and Avenue B and she take big poop and pee on corner. Then she wipe with a dollar bill. She is laugh the whole time. The goats have not been the same since.

Senate = Hil-ar-ious!!

2006-06-22T19:16:00.000-05:00

So, minimum wage will NOT be raised from $5.15 and hour to $7.20. Senate is say NO WAY!! Good for Senate, Jihadist Jerry is yell! Good for them. A good way to is keep Mexicans and illegals out of you country bountiful with milk and honey, is no give them reason to come here, yes? I mean, no won is go live on less than $200 a week ('member those taxes!) so why jump the border? Question is, who is now work at MickyDee's, WalMarts, or Nike?? Ohhhh, wait Nike MickyDee's and WalMarts already subsidizes in China or India so those rednecks or black peoples are out of luck, yes?

Hotel Enemy Combatant...

2006-06-22T18:53:00.000-05:00

Hey Georgie Pie, your're the decider, so you make the decisions right?? So when you is tell all of Europe that you would like to close Guantanamo Bay, you can just do it, yes? You is the decide person, so just do it. You is the President of the supposed democratic nation in the world, so just go ahead and close it down. You don't have to WANT to close down, you just DO. But, Jihadist Jerry has figure you out. You close down Gitmo, then you have to close down all the other secret prisons that violate the Geneva Convention Rules of War in dealing with prisoners of war, yes? Oh who is care about those filthy little Arabs anyway, no?

Pet Peeve Of The Day...

2006-06-21T09:37:00.000-05:00

Why is it so hard for American peoples to pick up after they nasty dog?? If you is dumb enought to have a huge dog in New York, you have to take care of it, yes, so Jihadist Jerry no step in it with my fabulous Gucci loafer! I mean I have to clean up after the goats, so help me Allah, if I is see one more loser who is let dog poop on sidewalk, I is issue FATWA!! Last warn bitches!

The Jews Got It Right!

2006-06-16T10:05:00.000-05:00

Whole Foods is stop sell live lobster at they stores. Horrraaayyyyy!! Nothing nastier to look at than those roaches of the sea. Yucky poo, how can anyone eat this little bottom feeders? I mean they eat dead things, and fish poo. Did you know when you throw these little bugs in hot water to cook for your nasty ass dinner, you can actually hear them scream? Swear to Allah, you can Google it, yes!!

Libre This Bitch....

2006-06-16T09:08:00.000-05:00

Last night I want to see Inconvenient Truth, but The Wives, The Goats, and the 148 Children want see Nacho Libre. We toss a coin and I end up with nightmares of fat little fuckers in tight spandex. With bad imitation Mexican accents. Supposedly this trainwreck of movie was supposed to be funny, all Jihadist Jerry want to do is gouge out my eyes with a spork. Jack Black is no funny. Sorry, I no see what the big deal is all about.

Who's You Momma...

2006-06-15T09:47:00.000-05:00

This freakish little girl lie to parents, get a passport, fly to Middle East, and almost marry 20 year old boy in Jordan. She tell parents that she is go to Canada with friends...so they is get her passport. Then the fucking parents blame the U.S. and airline authorities for let her leave the country, and the mother rant and rave about Jordanian authorities not detaining girl and ship her back, but instead they "encouraged" her to go back. Maybe they is do this because you momma and dadda are assholes and it no job for Jordanians to raise your daughter. If you were good parents, you would know where little Katherine Lester was at all times. I is spit in you face for your utter lack of responsibilites and your arrogance at blame others for your heathen child no feel they could confide and respect you. People should have to pass tests to have kids, no??

Better Than Tehran...

2006-06-15T09:40:00.000-05:00

Hellloooo America peoples. I is sorry I no blog in few days, yes! I is fly to my new home in the New Yorks and I is still recoup from the plane ride from hell. Very, very not fun trying to fly over Tropical Storm Alberto. Ever drop 5000 feet in 2 seconds? Talk about the skid marks in the pants. Oy, no good pilot did shit landing too. We is sliding all over runway like a slug in a soap dish. I no like fly, too scary. Anywho, I is in Big Apple now, yes! I is also discover new snack! They is call "chicharones", and the is yummy. I find in this Spanglish bodega on corner. I no have clue what they is, but they is sure is crispy!

That's Some Bull She-ot!

2006-06-11T21:40:00.000-05:00

I is blame George Bush and Mary Cheney, and Pat Buchanan, and Jery Falwell, and Pat Robertson, and Fred Phelps, and those stupid kids for the beat down that Kevin Aviance recieved when leave gay bar. I blame you because you encourage the hate, the ignorance, the bigotry. This flamer should no have to worry about leave a gay bar in Chelsea. He is famous for crissake. Yet, that war monger, that hate spewer, the facist man and his minions allow and encourage this to happen. To bad Kevin no is white, people might care a bit more, yes? Kevin give Jihadist Jerry a call if you want to become a vigilant drag queen, cause I have some very pretty semi automatic you can borrow, yes! Get better you flamer. Your homonation need you back soon.

Are You Is Kidding With This Junk???

2006-06-11T21:17:00.000-05:00

If Jihadist Jerry's flight is delay out of this shit hole city, he is gonna be one pissed off little (well, not LITTLE)jihadist. I cannot stay more that 48 more hours in Miami Beach, if I is do I might have to take my bottom lip, wrap it over head and industrial staple to my ass. Jesus Christ it is only a week and half into hurrican season and we is already get Tropical Storm Albert. I MUST leave. The goats MUST leave, and if my wives tell me one more time that THEY need to leave I will take a rocket propelled gernade to me own head!! I know I is say I live in Iran, but my vacation home is South Beach. Hell otherwise known as. There is no such thing as global warming! Riiiiight.

A Public Relations Nightmare...

2006-06-11T20:35:00.000-05:00

Another dumb American bitch say this about the three suicided in Guantanamo...Colleen Graffy, a senior State Department official, dismissed the suicides as a “good PR move to draw attention” and “a tactic to further the jihadi cause”.

The camp commander described the men as dangerous extremists would go to any lengths to become martyrs. “They are smart, they are creative, they are committed,” Rear Admiral Harry Harris said. “This was not an act of desperation, but an act of asymmetrical warfare waged against us.”

Little do the dumb fucks realize the committing suicide is sin in Muslim faith. What? You is wondering! What about all those suicide bombers in Palestine, or Iraq, or Afganistan?? Well, those fools were tricked into believing that they were doing Allah's (God's) bidding and therefore to take your own life along with the infedels will be rewarded by 40 virgins and eternal peace in the Kingdom of Heaven. Yes, apparently in my faith, somewhere someone say that Allah allow the killing in his name. However, killing yourself out of desparation is not excused. Eternity in hell. Period. I would say...let those weak fuckers rot, however Jihadist Jerry is begin to wonder who fault it is for locking up anyone they feel is a terrorist, no trial, no lawyer, no chance of see family again. Years of phsycological terror, locked in cages. What would you do. Listen here Miss Gaffey. This was move by terrified persons, who saw no way out. This was no PR Stunt you dirty cunt. They had to die. No for any other reason but to escape they oppressor. They felt the only way to gain control is to take the one thing you wanted to take first. You think that Bin Laden, as he is going through the kidney dialysis machine cares about a Yemeni and 2 Saudi's? You is stupid bitch, they were desperate and the only way out was death.

Damned Filthy Animals!!

2006-06-11T19:59:00.000-05:00

Damn you MEXICO!!!! How is dare you beat IRAN in first game? I is now understand why America hate you so much, and want to keep you out! I is agree with President Bush, you is bad, bad, bad!! I is no like, yes! Jihadist Jerry, the Wives, the goats, and the 148 children (I is verile, yes!) curse you dirty Mexican asses! 3-1 victory is nothing...we come back for sure, yes!

Control! Miss Jackson, If You Nasty...

2006-06-09T10:11:00.000-05:00

American UN Ambassador John Bolton is a dumb bumbling fool. Periods. He is help make America be something to be feared, yes! He is mad at The Deputy Secretary General Mark Malloch Brown for say that middle America no understand the importance or function of the UN, and that Washion D.C. never defends that importance. Well, when so many people get they news from FOX News or that fat fucker Rush Limbaugh, who can blame him, yes?? Well, Mr. Bolton super mad. He look like a little Elmer Fudd with a bad toupe run around saying what Mr. Brown "...made a grave mistake" and wants to cut ALL of the funding the U.S. give to UN. That is like 22% and some junk. Well, go up to some overweight, diabetes having, Krespe Kreme munching, beer guzzlin', loser from lets say...Okeefanokee Wisconsin and ask them what the UN does. Then see that the shoe fits. Molton is create one big mess out of the truth. He is want the U.S. to scare UN with money, and gain more control.

Did you know Mr. Bolton help big time with the recount of ballots in Florida in 2000? Now he is Ambassador. Hmmmmmm, can we say...sold his soul to the devil?? He should have ask for a natural hair toupe, cause synthetic is look terrible on camera.

Investigation Launches...

2006-06-09T09:50:00.000-05:00

This post is for Adams person from The Krebs Cycle. You team is lucky bitch. I is get information from very good source in Dallas that there was much cheaters on Maverick team. My squad of assasin is investigating thoroughly and will destroy the suppressors. Miami Heat is number one, you no forget this Mister Bench Press 95 LBS. on Each Arm person. Yes, yes, we is know you is like some kind of gay superhero, but you team still sucks and Jihadist Jerry, his wives, the goats, and the 148 children are cursing them as I type. Down with the Mavs, buncha girls.

I Is On A Roll Here...

2006-06-08T10:21:00.000-05:00

Speaking of bloody tapon rags, this evil bitch should be beaten down and flogged in the streets like the flea infested mongrel that she is. TRAITOR, TRAITOR!! You pussy is smell, and you is look like you father Mary Cheney, yes!! Where was you on the whole F.M.A. thing in America? Getting you rotten pussy sandblasted by you even uglier whore of a domestic parnter?? Oh wait we no can call you this cause you can no register as domestice partner, or be civil unionized, or wed cause no one like you and you father "best friend forever" wants people like you dead. Rosie O'Donnel must HATE you.

Another Evil Bitch...

2006-06-07T11:40:00.000-05:00

HAHAAAA, Katherine Harris is another example of digraceful scum sucking pig, who sell her evil little rat-like soul to devil. This devil being George Bushwhacker person,yes! See, she give him Florida in 2000, because his fat lard ass brother no can do, and she hope and pray one day when she try to run for governess of Florida or Senate in 2006, the Bush bitches and Karl Rove support her little black evil scum sucking heart. However, since Bush bitches and Rove are more evil than her they laugh in her little plastic surgery fake bat-like face. Gov. Jeb Bushwhacker say this..."I just don't believe she can win"

So, in first picture shit for brains is on left surrounded by bigots that are upset that the F.M.A. is no pass in Senate. She wants to be senaturd sooooo bad, that she will go to anyone she is think will get it for her. Since her sluglike mentality is no working for her, Jihadist Jerry wake her up. You cannot win you stupid sow. No one is like you. You is evil bitch, yes! HAHAHA, Jihadist Jerry have good word for you Katherine Harris...karma. Look it up!

In You Face Douche Bag....

2006-06-06T21:27:00.000-05:00

My friend "Little John" has weird issue with his food no touch each other. He is also crazier than a three armed baby in leper colony. But, he is tell me that Grand Ayatollah Ali Al Sistani recently lift the FATWAH! on gay peoples in Iraq. SOooo, since that crazy Little John is so crazy I is need to verify this through my many sources. And yes! He is lift fatwa!! No more kill of gay people in Iraq. Al Sistani say he no want to be like President Bush. He say, he no want to follow America example in the hatred. He also say to Evangelical Christian to stay out of Iraq. Never come again. Babylon is no place for Christians, who believe in Rapture and all non-Christians will perish in fire and brimstone, yes! No expect a month of pride kick off celebration, but hey...not bad for a bunch of camel jockeys, no??

He Hates You...

2006-06-05T10:16:00.000-05:00

In Kiev (which is Russia) a man lowered his self into the lion enclosure at zoo, screamed "God will save me if he exists" and proceeded to have his throat ripped out by a lioness. HAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHA. This is hil-ar-ious. Stupid blind faith is ok because eventually it is weed out the stupid blind people. Allah have great sense of humor, yes!!

Interesting Wedding Nite...

2006-06-04T13:31:00.000-05:00

I is thought it was the homosexual who will begin marry their pets, no? Bimbala Das marry a King Cobra yesterday in India where 2000 people attend. That is alot of curry, yes? She say she began feed it milk one day and then she became no sick anymore. Then she fall in love. I think snake is slimey and creepy. With those yucky forked tongue. Ewww. Breast feeding they children will be interesting.

Uncle Tom...

2006-06-04T13:25:00.000-05:00

Jihadist Jerry hate this bitch, yes! She is scum sucking pig, yes! I is hope my wives curses work on her and her vagina become rot and her nipples become inverted and hairy. My 148 children (Jerry is very verile, yes!) play game with her picture. Is called 'Pin The Tail on the White House Negro'. Such a disgrace this woman, who is smart and talent. How dare you dismiss what Iran has to say. If we feel threatened then we stop oil production. Period. You boss man, is try and take away rights of 10% of American people. Maybe next time he whip you for spilling the tea, you begin to understand you is disgrace and embarassment to you people, and America, yes!

Wiping Their Asses on It...

2006-06-02T15:34:00.000-05:00

In case you is no notice yet, America is gear up for mid-term elections. So issues is coming out there for people in America to run with. One is the writing of discrimination into the constitution. Mr. Bush wants to put amendment in constitution that begins taking the rights away from some wonderful humans. People like my boss, Joshua. Or people like Madge Weistein, Wanda Wisdom, PuffyBlubberCunt, MikeyPod, Willing Warrior, PNS Explosion Boys, Adam from Kreb Cycle, Darin from APNH, JayT, Lady Bunny, CoCo Peru, Melissa Etherige, Ellen Degeneres, Persian Guy, Kalvin, Bruce, Eric, Roddrick, the old lesbian couple down street, the tranny hooker on the corner, the bisexual emo boy who can't pick one cause he love both. Take you pick. Yet, why is no protest like immigrants? Why is you no cry with rage?! I may be Jihadist, but I is understand there is good people who need to be looked after. Are you just too beaten down? The world is begining to pity America, yes! You is no longer country to look up to, too aspire to. You county is feared. And you wallow in this fear. Jihadist Jerry, The Wives, The Goats & the 148 Children pity you, yes.

Please take listen to these most recent podcast from some people begining to realize there needs to be fight:

www.willingwarrior.com (My boss and his friend Brad talk good)
www.thekrebscycle.blogspot.com

Disgusting Weak People...

2006-06-01T10:53:00.000-05:00

At the hospital today, Jihadist Jerry go out and get breath of fresh air. I is walk into a group of people smoking outside. I is see three ridculously obese people who is eat McDonalds, and Doritos AND smoking, yes!! And if you is must know, yes this disgusting excuses for humans are also drinking DIET Coke in can.

I is also see a man similar to this person. He have half of face missing, and collapes vein in arm smoking out of the other side of his face. Yes, I swear to Allah! Allah curse him for his stupidity for smoke, give him a tumor or cancer, and just like the American way he damn all the advise of doctor, and family and continue to puff away. I is think I should just shoot them all right now!! Don't EVEN get me started with woman who is smoking with her little girl playing, obviously just starting chemo. Poor little girl, I will give her knife myself if she just ask.

Good For Her...

2006-06-01T10:25:00.000-05:00

She is cute. She is cuddly. She is make 13 million a year to is read off a fucking teleprompter, yes!! Is you kidding Jihadist Jerry?? She is no REAL reporter. I no hear of good breaking stories that change the world. No hard hit questions to President Bush, or Dafur, or Iran, or goddamned fact that over half American children have no health care. You stoopid bitch who is cry and cry about leave NBC to go to CBS, the station the Edward R. Murrow basically created. You is American do gooder who package up news in pretty little segment so people in suburb can go on knowing the world is no end yet, because you read it to them! I HATE you, Fatwa! on you, yes!! My goats piss on you and my wives and children curse you.

Awwwww!!!!!

2006-05-29T20:18:00.000-05:00

Loook it! Is this little elephant just the cutest? Awww, maybe I buy for my Indian friend Ali Mahajani so can ride when it get big, yes?? Ali is work at a call center for Dell and drive American people crazy when they try and get they problems fixed for computer. You can visit his blog at www.ali.whorehole.org and be appalled at his stupidity. I mean he is my friend but he still smell like curry, yes! (you can also click link underneath my beautiful picture, yes!)

Damned Brits!!

2006-05-29T17:48:00.000-05:00

This fucking song is kill me!!! James Blunt, if "You're Beautiful" is suppose to be love song why is me, my goats, my wives, my 148 children, AND all of London want to go into murderous rage and rip you whiny, pretty boy vocal cord right out of you throat? Or gouge or eyes out with little untwisted paper clips. Or maybe swallow one by one hot coal use to cook shishke bob? Or take battery acid and squirt it up our annus, yes?! I HATE all you depressed dilusional girls who think all boys is like this dreamboat and whisper sweet nothings in you ear. You whore make radio station and record label play over, and over, and FREAKKKKKKIIIINNNNNGGGGGG over!!!! Thank you London radio for banning Mr. Blunt, I think I may move there now, yes!

"They Just Snapped"...

2006-05-29T17:02:00.000-05:00

Edward Van Dyke, (43, doctor) Threw his children and self off of 15 story balcony

David Lauren Crespi (45, Bank Executive) Stabbed twin daughters as wife got her hair done. Called police as he attempted to slice wrists.

Is this American phenomenon? Seems like these perfect husband/father "just snap" and kill their precious family. Often take they own life in process, or their wife. Is this a cop out? How do you "just snap" unless you is crazy to begin with?? Why does it seem just to happen in suburbia America? Often I hear the husband and wife marriage is strained. So, this is selfish act against woman, yes? Or is the pressure of keep the perfect job, the perfect marriage, the perfect children, the perfect banq account, the perfect SUV, the perfect American image of what a man should be... killing these children?? Jihadist Jerry no understand, no!! I no care about weak men, if you no can open mouth and speak mind then you deserve whatever internal turmoil you put on youself, yes! However, why be selfish and take out the potential creator of AIDS vacine, or maker of everlasting lightbulb?? I hope this piece of scum is shoveling shit in the 3 layer of hell! If there is justice in Allah's infinite wisdom, this will be so, yes.

Shit Sammy...

2006-05-26T20:05:00.000-05:00

Ever have a day when you is look and feel like this crazy black woman? Today was this day for me, yes! I is wonder what her breath smell like.

Police State Anyone?

2006-05-26T13:07:00.000-05:00

Ready to have you privacy invaded? Ready for more war? Ready for more C.I.A. back coups in foreign countries? Ready for more Anti-American sentiment? Thank you voted in Republican and Democrat Senaturds. You country just became a police state. Gen. Micheal Hayden authorize NSA evesdropping on thousands of American. How much terrorist you catch this way, Mr. Hayden person? Anyone get creeped out by how his look? Looks like he jack off to scat porn, no?

Just Freakin' Great!!!

2006-05-26T09:40:00.000-05:00

So, Jihadist Jerry have many headache and nosebleed lately. I figure it due to stress, yes. Trying to find sublet for summer in New York is about as fun as torture at Abu Gharib. I still no have luck in that venture, yes! Now, I go to American doctor to make prescription for headache pill. He take X-Ray of head, because I cannot afford MRI or insurance. X-Ray is no to much money for prescription, yes? Well, doctor see area of "concern" in frontal area of skull. He thinks it good idea that Jerry go do CAT SCAN. I don't understand how a kitten is help headache, yes?! Jerry no can afford a brain tumor or a freakin' hangnail, yes! I no scare of death, I is scare of financial ruin. And cats too, they is try and steal your breath, yes!

Famous People is Crazy...

2006-05-24T10:33:00.000-05:00

This Geri (see, she is with a "G" not a "J")Halliwell person just named her new little pink chubby little monster BLUEBELL MADONNA, yes! I swear to Allah, this is the name she choose. Allah is probably laughing hysterically at all stupid names people still choose for their baby. Apple, Brooklyn, Pebble, Satchel, Moon Unit (Zappa), Rumer, Zowie, CoCo. What is up with this shit? Is this because they is no want their overly obsessed fan to try and steal their baby name? Or is it because they is worship some crazy space alien God like TOMKAT and they new little pink chubby little monster Suri?

Sydney Looks Nice...

2006-05-20T14:07:00.000-05:00

This is amuzing video. Narrator person sound like my cousin Ishmaeil. He is an econmist in some capitalist pig infested country. Enjoy, yes!!

Crazy Old Bat!!

2006-05-19T01:40:00.000-05:00

Words from Mother Theresa
"People are often unreasonable, irrational, and self-centered; forgive them anyway. If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives; be kind anyway. If you are successful, you will win some unfaithful friends and some genuine enemies; succeed anyway. If you are honest and sincere, people may decieve you; be honest and sincere anyway. What you spend years creating, others could destroy overnight, creat anyway. If you find serenity and happiness, some may be jealous; be hapy anyway. The good you do today will often be forgotten; do good anyway. Give the best you have, and it may never be enough; give your best anyway. In the final analysis, it is between you and God; it was never between you and them anyway."

Crazy old Indian (dot not feather), she no ever live in real world! Lepers are easily appeased. Ohhhh, Jihadist Jerry is make joke. Or am I? Muuuuhahahaha.

I'll Having What He's Having...

2006-05-17T20:21:00.000-05:00

Dumb, dumb, dumb, Americans! If you is build all you supersize single family home mere inches from the mothafreakin' EVERGLADES most likely you is going to get a few workers of Mother Earth getting a little hungry every now and again. What better for nice tasty snack than stupid white yuppy white women who no respect Mother Earth? Most of Florida is swamp you dumb fucks, but how much you want to bet Jihadist Jerry that some fools are going to start shooting the shit out of every alligator, crocodile, iguana, and gilla monster because of this scare? Hey reporter people of America, there is still people being murdered in Dafur! But who care about them blackies, yes?

Little Boy and Fat Man...

2006-05-15T12:41:00.000-05:00

Looks like Sen. McCain sold his soul to devil, yes! Someone really want to be President real bad, no? Only thing worse than Manhattan Project is the combination of this two yahoo. It like one big Hiroshima, only different. McCain is flip-flopper who wheel and deal to stay alive. Falwell think he is the "Divine Dealer" working as messager for God. I no can explain I want to order Vietnamese take-out, yes!

Demon Children...

2006-05-13T10:38:00.000-05:00

In Iran, at 16, little girl lucky if she is no pre-arrange marriage or sold into slavery on her birthday. But, in great country of America, 16 year old little girl (little boy too, yes!) suckhole parents will sell their liver to make sure they kid have biggest, overtop, insanely extravigant party! Helicopter, limo, can-can girl, designer gown, ritual sacrifice, bathing in baby blood...the usual. Of course, all is film so more little rich bastard children can see and cry if they no get same. They is make fun of poor children who lucky if they get mud pie for birthday. They will scream bloody murder if parents no get them the BEST of everything. I want to stab my eyes out with spoon when I see this MTV show. Sweet Sixteen my left testicle, yes!! My wives laugh and laugh. My goats piss on evil television.

See this picture. This girl from show barely 16 and she is be carried by young naked college boy who is going to get drunk and try and plow her from behind when parents go to sleep, yes! I swear to Allah you can see in his face. (I hope is with no lubrication, yes!) This is the piece of garbages that is future of America, yes. Bitchy little princess who could no even tell you where Middle East is. Dumb frat boy who snort coke off of hooker ass, and let his frat friends suck his cock if they no tell anyone. Motto for them is: Bigger is Better. Maybe this $200,000 dollar spent on party that girl or boy no even remember in 10 year is better spent in Darfur region, or Ethiopia, or New Orlean, yes? Maybe parent should sell children to slavery to make money back? They should get 200,000 lashes from barbed whip to appreciate they is no dead from starvation or blown to bits by American cluster bomb. Disgusting little spawn children of Satan, yes!!

786-555-2794!!

2006-05-12T09:08:00.000-05:00

Above is Jihadist Jerry phone number. Please give me call we can talk about our nails, and clothes, and who is cute in Hollywood, and talk about goats, yes! Then when we hang up, you American NSA will replay our conversation for Mr. Bush so they is laugh and laugh. In fact, you all can come to Iran, yes! I have much room! We is just like America too! In Iran you have call recorded, if you is black or gay or woman you get beatdown, and we have yahoo for President too!! Awwww, is excite you is coming to the Jihadist Jerry Hostel, yes!

She Have Movie Come Out???

2006-05-09T11:50:00.000-05:00

This super pastey white Australian person say she still in love with Tom Cruise person. Well white girl, he move on. Maybe you should too? I dunno, I no think he that cute anyway. He kinda nasaly like Ragan Fox, yes? Jihadist Jerry wish he have milky skin like this Nicole Kidman person, but then again I live in desert. With many goat and camel. And if you have as many wives as I is have it is miracle my skin just no melt off my face.

What He Do In Tree In First Place??

2006-05-08T20:47:00.000-05:00

If you lick this British Rock and Roll person will you trip like you is on acid? I licked a frog in Amazon jungle once. I swear I thought I see many oompa loompa that look like Steve Buscemi on crack. I very scare. Then I shat my pants. I hope Amazon get burn to the ground. So Keith Richard person fall from palm tree in Fiji. Somehow I no care because Condelezzie Ricepudding person and my president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad are in big contest to see who have biggest clit.

Hold Old is Her Anyway...

2006-05-06T23:23:00.000-05:00

Condie say she expect see minority President in her lifetime, yes! Probably won't be black person though. Can you imagine her in Baby Phat in Oval Office? Hahaha, I just blow goat milk out of nose.

...unless you is this black person. Well, he no REAL black person though, right?

Are They Just Words?

2006-05-06T21:59:00.000-05:00

Faggot? Fudge Packer? Butt Pirate?

How about, Dyke? Rug Muncher?

Nigger? Porch Monkey? Spear Chucker?

Maybe Wetback better?

Or Chink? I like Egg Roll.

Dot?

...Or Feather?

Big Nosed Kike? What about Heeb?

Rag Head? Sand Nigger...Terrorist?

Ok, now that Jihadist Jerry get those ugly WORDS out of way, maybe real issue can be served up like #1 combo special at Taco Bell. HATE, yes! American people, I no understand why such hate is all over world! Iran too. And Europe or Asia. Or is it Fear? Fear of unknown? Fear of different lives? Fear imposed by religion or other people belief of what right or wrong? When did the word HUMANIST become such an ugly word?

Ka-Ching!!!

2006-05-04T17:14:00.000-05:00

Ummm, Jihadist Jerry (with a "J") want to know where you all get $109 Billion, yes with a "B". That is how much approve for Emergency Spending by you elected official. I mean, you no have Iran's oil yet. So, tell me who is pay for this, and the 2 Trillion (yes, again with a "T") deficit you poor simpleminded American people have complete ignor?? What happen when Iran switches sale of oil to Euro and American dollar bottom out. This $109 Billion pay for ongoing "conflict" in Afghanistan and Iraq, some more money for people to steal in New Orlean, and some more for Birdflu Pandemic Preparedness. Yes, the flu that is killing sooooo many people. Are you kidding Mr/Mrs. Senate people? Mr. Bush keep cut taxes so where is all you money come from? Did I mention you Social Security will run out 2040? Just thought you like to know. HAHAHAHAHA, wake up idiots, yes!

Oh, I was a caller on Madge Weinstein's spectacular podcast Yeast Radio. She is smart Jew. At least this week, yes. Last week she was ummmm, special. Good discusion on Iran with pothead person and Mr. Bush make visit. Enjoy!!

www.yeastradio.podshow.com

See, Told You!

2006-05-03T13:38:00.000-05:00

Remember Jihadist Jerry say that Moussaoui is nothing but fat Arab who get no love as child, yes? I also say that he no smart and could no accomplish mission he say he and retard below was suppose to carry out. To kill is still much pressure, and hard to do when shove Twinkies in fat little mouth. Jihadist Jerry get many gasps at my statement. Now Judge who is proceeding over trial say he full of shit too, yes! Judge person say that Moo-cow-ee was try make him look good in Islamic eyes, and try to upset jurors so he become martyr. I say kill him anyway. Save tax payer money, yes?

I mean, really! Look this fuckwad. This flea on the ass of a dead camel in the Saudi Arabian dessert. He look special, no? As if trying to light bomb in his shoe with matches wasn't clue enough to his stupidity. Fry him up too! Or give him to Chinese, they can put to work for Walmart.

Bring It On, Like Donkey Kong...

2006-05-02T16:18:00.000-05:00

Jihadist Jerry no have television because it is evil. However, now this power lesbian on "The View" and she kick ass. Rosie will maybe give some new steam to GLTB movement, yes? You poor gay peoples get many lumps recently. Maybe stupid American people just need to see positive lesbian and gays on T.V., yes?

...because this woman, who is married to gay man is complete waste of space. Well, not so much anymore cause she had vanity surgery to remove half of stomach. So she is skinnier waste of space. With perkier boobs. Who is still married to gay man. Allegedly. Rosie person ain't gonna take shit beyotch, no! Flatscreen here I is coming!

You Create This Mess...

2006-05-02T10:48:00.000-05:00

This is Dr. Donald N. Wilbur, a gentleman's spy. He plan first successful CIA backed coup, one that CIA model all other coups after. You know, Guatemala, Cuba, Chile. Where did this one occur?? Everyone with Jihadist Jerry...IRAN!! Yay! What was it over?? Everyone with Jihadist Jerry...OIL!! Yay! When democratic country of Iran decide to take away oil fields from greedy British people (they have bad teeth) and nationalize for benefit of Iranian people, arrogant people step in. They dissolve parliament, ouster the Prime Minister who backed nationalization and put in power Mohammad Reza Shah Pahlavi, who run Iran with iron fist. He pillage Persia. He help start anti-American sentiment. Then we get that swell guy Ayatolla Khomeini, that killer, that suppressor of women, that Islamist extremist in another coup in 1979. YAY! More oppression, more pain, more anti-American sentiment. Iran had peace and happiness and democracy was a model of what the Middle East could have been like today.

This Kelsey Grammer. He famous American actor, who play Doctor on TV. He like to snort cocaine, crash his expensive automobile into tree in Hollywood Hills. He like to marry former Playboy models. See difference? One is orchestrator of over 50 years of civil unrest in foreign country. One snort cocaine off of hooker ass. Switch cocaine and hooker for oil and Iran and you get same thing. Don't come at Iran with the guise of restoring democracy bitches, say what it really about. Oil. We already had democracy and you took it away, yes!

Open Mouth, Insert Foot...

2006-04-29T15:33:00.000-05:00

This is the Stepford Wife that American President George Bush pick out. I think she is pretty, but she no should be allow talk. Because then she even make Georgie Pie look smart. What is Jihadist Jerry talk about? To kick off America's National Park Week this First Lady person say this:
"I want them (the parks) to stay perfect so that your children and your grandchildren also will be able to have the chance to hike in the national parks, to visit all of our historical sites."
Hmmmm, really? Maybe you should put you suck hole to good use and tell you hubby that he better sign the Kyoto Accord before ice cap melts and they is no freaking National Parks left, yes!! You ninny woman! Or maybe the Iraqi oil in you ears muffle the cries of all the animals going extinct as we speak, and you just no give shit. Someone please up the dose of her sedatives, her stupidity make my goats ears bleed, yes!!

Calling Cheryl....

2006-04-28T22:10:00.000-05:00

I found this picture of Cheryl Merkowski from her butch days. She is so sexy. I think I am in love. Hahahaha, kidding. I rather fuck goat. Visit her at whorehole.org. Then become a buddhist. Because you retinas will be burned out, so the rest of you life needs to be spent in meditation.

Sorry For The Debbie Downer...

2006-04-28T16:42:00.000-05:00

Sorry about earlier activist post. What was I thinking?! Now back to making fun of stupid redneck and her Neanderthal troglodyte husband. Who apparently has the sperm of a great king. HRS is going to have their hands full, yes?! I think Fed-X should be wear the shirt Britany is wear. I mean K-Fed, sorry!

Do You Hear The Violins?

2006-04-28T16:31:00.000-05:00

Who care about these people? They just silly black tribal idiots, yes? Nothing wrong with ethnic cleansing by starvation, murder, and gang rape, no? This country has nothing to offer us but flies and smelly piles of hippo shit. Appalled by these statement, yes? Well then tell me, why no one is standing up for these people? Obviously other people agree with this foolish statement I make in jest. Is it because they is black? Is it because they is poor? Is it because everybody have they head so far up Iran's ass that they miss the big ol' bloodbath. Tell this to the 180,000 souls that had to depart this Earth in such agony.

Freaking Jew!

2006-04-28T12:20:00.000-05:00

I is on this show today. What a train wreck. This woman can't seem to get her shit together. But she is brilliant. Sort of like an idiot savant. You know, like Rainman, yes?!

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About Time...

2006-04-27T22:01:00.000-05:00

Grand Ayatollah Ali Sistani say this: ...only the government should have weapons, and its forces should be loyal to the nation - not to individual political parties.

About time some person in Iraq get there shit together, no? Have pride in you country first, then youself. And do it with no guns or bombs blowing up little kids playing with kite. But men is stupid and want to show bravado. Greed is overcoming identity. It just take one person to listen though, yes? If one person listen and follow, he do his job. There is much work to do. I just hope people see the farce about Iran, before little children playing with kite get their arms blown off by stupid man who has to prove something to hisself, yes?

This One Not American...

2006-04-27T17:07:00.000-05:00

This pathetic woman is on trial for kill 9 of her babies. Well, 8 the other one was too long ago. She had 3 kid already, so she kept getting pregnant, give birth and just let them die. She no smother, she no strangle, she no use rat poison. She just no feed them. Then she bury in fish tank, or in flower pot. She say husband never notice she pregnant. I think she should be boil alive. Or maybe hot coals shove up her vagina, yes? Damned Germans! I think they should skin her alive as punish. I know Cheryl Merkowski is pissed. She like to eat babies.

Irony At It Finest...

2006-04-26T21:19:00.000-05:00

This Tony Snow newsperson is new Press Secratary for President Bush. He say in 2003 that racism "no longer big deal" and "no sensible person supports racism." He say racism "quickly becoming a memory". I is so glad America is seeing stupidity of racism. Thank you Mr. Tony Snow person for be so smart and tell us that hate people is going away. I think you is good for job, yes!!

In related news: The Klu Klux Klan is plan a rally on the Antietam battlefield on June 10th. This was bloodiest day of Civil War. You know, the war that help end slavery? The one that was fought to help black slavery people, yes? Yes, Jihasist Jerry (with a "J") say June 10th. That would be the year 2006, by the way. The KKK have right to protest due to 1st Amendment. So who look stupid? Tony Snow, or KKK? No such thing as racism in America? Tell this to New Orlean people. Tell this to black people in L.A. who get beat by cop. Tell this to all Arab who get profile in airport. Tell this to Mexican people who get shot at border. Tony Snow, try that statement again. Bitch.

She Will Cut A Bitch...

2006-04-24T17:23:00.000-05:00

How you make Martha Stewart scream twice? You fuck her in ass and then wipe you dick on the curtains, yes!! Hahahaha! Ahhh, Mustafa the Camel Jockey tell me this joke this morning. Me and goats laugh all day, yes. I know I should no repeat this joke, but whatever what she gonna do? Hahahaha, so funny this joke.